Quotes 1/11/10

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
"Gallagher"

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S. Truman