Quotes 8/27/09

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
Muhammad Ali

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Mahatma Gandhi

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce

Quotes 8/23/09

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
Aristotle

Quotes 8/22/09

Hating me wont make you pretty.
Nathan Astle

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

Quotes 8/11/09

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
John F. Kennedy

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy