Quotes 6/20/09

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Winston Churchill

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S. Truman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams

Quotes 6/9/09

Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Arthur C. Clarke

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin

Quotes 6/7/09

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Karl Marx

If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
Henry Ford

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston Churchill

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson

Quotes 6/1/09

Those who aren't fascinated by life aren't living it.
Justin Hernandez

Comprehending life is like trying to interpret an entire painting through a microscope.
Justin Hernandez

Ok i have to go.
My sister is getting married or something.
Winston Wagner