No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Covert Bailey
The photograph itself doesn't interest me. I want only to capture a minute part of reality.
Henri Cartier-Bresson
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
Henry Ford
Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real.
Niels Bohr
November 2, 2009
October 17, 2009
Quotes 10/17/09
"There are not yet any obvious signs of extraterrestrial intelligence and this makes us wonder whether civilizations like ours always rush implacably, headlong, toward self-destruction. National boundaries are not evident when we view the Earth from space. Fanatical ethnic or religious or national chauvinisms are a little difficult to maintain when we see our planet as a fragile blue crescent fading to become an inconspicuous point of light against the bastion and citadel of the stars."
Carl Sagan
Carl Sagan
October 8, 2009
Quotes 10/8/09
Stealing is the new Pirate Bay
Jacob Steffen
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.
A. A. Milne
Jacob Steffen
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.
A. A. Milne
September 19, 2009
Quotes 9/19/09
When in doubt tell the truth.
Mark Twain
Experience teaches only the teachable.
Aldous Huxley
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Winston Churchill
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'Rourke
Mark Twain
Experience teaches only the teachable.
Aldous Huxley
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Winston Churchill
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'Rourke
September 14, 2009
Quotes 9/14/09
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
Galileo Galilei
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill
You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war.
Napoleon
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Patrick Murray
Mark Twain
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
Galileo Galilei
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill
You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war.
Napoleon
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Patrick Murray
September 12, 2009
Quotes 9/12/09
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is.
Roy M. Cohn
Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Monica Piper
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Mahatma Gandhi
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost
All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.
Aldous Huxley
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
Aristotle
Roy M. Cohn
Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Monica Piper
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Mahatma Gandhi
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost
All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.
Aldous Huxley
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
Aristotle
September 6, 2009
Quotes 9/6/09
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Albert Einstein
Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.
Aldous Huxley
We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.
Winston Churchill
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Lady Nancy Astor
Albert Einstein
Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.
Aldous Huxley
We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.
Winston Churchill
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Lady Nancy Astor
August 27, 2009
Quotes 8/27/09
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
Muhammad Ali
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Mahatma Gandhi
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce
Steven Wright
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
Muhammad Ali
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Mahatma Gandhi
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce
August 23, 2009
Quotes 8/23/09
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill
Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
Aristotle
Mark Twain
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill
Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
Aristotle
August 22, 2009
Quotes 8/22/09
Hating me wont make you pretty.
Nathan Astle
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
Nathan Astle
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
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