There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
Muhammad Ali
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Mahatma Gandhi
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce
August 27, 2009
August 23, 2009
Quotes 8/23/09
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill
Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
Aristotle
Mark Twain
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill
Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
Aristotle
August 22, 2009
Quotes 8/22/09
Hating me wont make you pretty.
Nathan Astle
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
Nathan Astle
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
August 11, 2009
Quotes 8/11/09
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
John F. Kennedy
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
Oscar Wilde
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
John F. Kennedy
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
July 28, 2009
Quotes 7/28/09
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Jack Handey
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
George Bernard Shaw
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
Don't find fault, find a remedy.
Henry Ford
Jack Handey
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
George Bernard Shaw
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
Don't find fault, find a remedy.
Henry Ford
July 25, 2009
Quotes 7/25/09
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Albert Einstein
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Henry Ford
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
George Bernard Shaw
Albert Einstein
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Albert Einstein
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Henry Ford
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
George Bernard Shaw
July 18, 2009
Quotes 7/18/09
No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Napoleon
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Kin Hubbard
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Napoleon
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
July 1, 2009
Quotes 7/1/09
Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.
George Bernard Shaw
Minds, like parachutes, only work when open.
Anonymous
Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Ross MacDonald
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
Henry Ford
George Bernard Shaw
Minds, like parachutes, only work when open.
Anonymous
Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Ross MacDonald
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
Henry Ford
June 20, 2009
Quotes 6/20/09
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Winston Churchill
It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S. Truman
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams
Winston Churchill
It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S. Truman
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams
June 9, 2009
Quotes 6/9/09
Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Arthur C. Clarke
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin
Arthur C. Clarke
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin
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