Quotes 7/28/09

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Jack Handey

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
George Bernard Shaw

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

Don't find fault, find a remedy.
Henry Ford

Quotes 7/25/09

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Albert Einstein

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Henry Ford

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
George Bernard Shaw

Quotes 7/18/09

No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Napoleon

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Quotes 7/1/09

Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.
George Bernard Shaw

Minds, like parachutes, only work when open.
Anonymous

Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Ross MacDonald

It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
Henry Ford